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  • 58 46
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Jun 9, 10 at 12:16pm
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    All your dad do is win win win no matter what.

  • 52 41
    Submitted by redheadcuti on Jun 9, 10 at 12:48pm
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    All I can do is win win win no matter what

  • 51 45
    Submitted by celeutanteshay on Jun 9, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Wow, alcoholism is funny.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 1:58pm
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    Bet he steals your dates too!

  • 50 54
    Submitted by shotrod123 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:27am
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    First bitch and don't drink

  • 45 47
    Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 9, 10 at 11:29am
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    Well, he does have like 20 or so more years of practice...

  • 50 60
    Submitted by shotrod123 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:34am
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    Shut up I'm FiRST!!

  • 42 47
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:53pm
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    Of all the ways the phrase "my dad's beating me" could be interpreted, this is probably the best option.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 11:47am
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    LIEK OMG IM FIRST. Stfu.....no one cares

  • 45 58
    Submitted by YoungGun on Jun 9, 10 at 10:25pm
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    Your da is obviosly a real "winner"

  • 42 59
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:10pm
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    This OP is a pussy

  • 37 51
    Submitted by lizzy24 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:22pm
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    I know! That happens to me with my mom!

  • 37 51
    Submitted by uhateme on Jun 9, 10 at 2:05pm
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    Ok next time he starts chugging n ur face just punch him n the nuts u win c it's simple!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 9, 10 at 2:58pm
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    he's got a few years of experience on you, but once he gets senile you'll be able to drink him under the table. he'll forget about it ten minutes later, but you won't...

  • 34 63
    Submitted by ldato on Jun 9, 10 at 11:08pm
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    Well, he DOES have those 15 years of age on you.