Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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