I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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