he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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