Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Shame is for Republicans.
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