Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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