Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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