Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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