bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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