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  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:19pm

    people actually finger themselves while their masturbating? i dont get any pleasure from that at all lol, clit all the wayy yo

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:20pm

    10:47 i'm with you on that

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:53pm

    tampon, rub your clit. easy fix. a week is definitely too long

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:20pm

    I masturbate while she's on her period all the time...

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:40am

    Unless you are in the shower

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm

    I wonder what bad idea #1-52 are

  • 64 61
    Submitted by nyc1990 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:25pm

    yikes, probably looked like a murder scene when you were finished.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:04pm

    keep some baby wipes around and do it right after you pee... it's great

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:03pm

    8:56 is exactly right. It's not gross at all. Messy is fun.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:05pm

    periods no longer stop me

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:14pm

    Me too 8:03! Shower head works phenomenally.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:21pm

    Dude I'm always horny when i'm on my period, just do it in the shower.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:00pm

    so wrong. In so many ways.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:30pm

    I love doing it while on my period. I just play with my clit though. It feels so good. And it does help with cramps.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:24pm

    Rub your clit not your clot. And it helps with cramps so yeah people lighten the fuck up.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:47am

    every time i read a TFLN about masturbating i get inspired and go masturbate haha. and i'm a girl..

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:38pm

    sooooooooooo tired of the "bad idea" texts.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:47am

    Can't wait a week... Think of guys who get married - they have to wait for a year or more

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:21pm

    8:17 isn't a week too long for u?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:30pm

    Just keep your pants on and hump pillows. With determination, it works.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:07am

    jacuzzi tub in my bathroom. and they say money cant buy happiness. <3

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:47pm

    vibrator, towel, it'll relieve your cramps and be just plain AMAZING! Life is messy, deal with it.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:15pm

    Omg! That's disgusting...leave the personal life at home not on a public website

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:02pm

    duh masterbate in the bathtub. with the faucet. yyummy.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:11am

    12 03 needs to get a dildo and work at it for a while. its worth it

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm

    It does help with cramps, just wear a tampon or lay on a dark colored towel

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:34am

    it really does help with cramps though..,

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am

    Dear amazing 12:11, Your thorough knowledge of the English language is very arousing to me. I want to make out with you. Sincerely, 11:17

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:03pm

    oh its nothing. wear a tampon, get the clitty good.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:38am

    Agreed. I take a lot of showers then...

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm

    Tampons ruin all the fun.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:07pm

    Like 8:02 said, bathtub!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm

    JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST! LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:42am

    ok sorry this is really off topic but i put in a tampon and it hurt and obviously i know its not supposed to hurt so did i pop my cherry?

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:38am

    oh wow i didn't even notice it was spelled wrong til i got to 1.32am lol

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:03pm

    im always the horniest on the rag..... and yes 8:02pm bathtub!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:06pm

    man up and deal with it

  • 52 72
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 25, 10 at 7:25pm

    I'm with ya

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:20pm

    horniest on the rag - fuck the mess -it's worth every second

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:17pm

    8:55 and 9:32 need to grow up

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:42pm

    Why is that a bad idea? I do it all the time when I'm my period. It's great.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:11am

    My sweet, misled 5:52pm: I think you mean "whether". Not "rather". In addition, contractions are a wonderful invention; try using them. A good one is "that's". It would have done the job much more effectively than your previous selection, "that". Also, "way" really only has one vowel in it (excluding the Y), and "too" has two. I hope this problem clears up for you. Education is a guaranteed cure. Oh and one more thing: An ellipsis has three periods in it, not two or five. Thank you for your time.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:17pm

    put down a towel and use a dildo, it's not that difficult to figure out, if you're going to do it in water though, do it in the shower not the bath, doing it in the bath that time of month could get a little icky :) I sincerely hope that whoever's text this is is reading all our tips hahah

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:31am

    hot tubs are the best. oh my god. the absolute best.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:57pm

    She is just discovering masturbating on the rag? What is wrong with this world? Wash your hands. It's the simplest solution to your “problem”

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:59pm

    yeah i never finger myself, just rub my clit. i like when a guy fingers me sometimes though

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:56pm

    Put a towel down and use a vibrator.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:17pm

    a week to long for you?

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:54am

    now you know why (most) guys don't want to do anything during that week.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03am

    I agree with 11:19. I don't really get anything from fingering myself. Clit gets the job done FAST!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:53pm

    i agree with 11:19pm..wear a tampon..buy a vibrator or use ur fingers to rub ur clit..it's better than sticking them in

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:10pm

    actually its my fav time!!!!!!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:20am

    call me crazy, but sex+masturbation during your period=totally normal...how old are you people? 12?

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:14pm

    What a fucking dumb trout.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:55pm

    Not a bad idea at all. In fact, it's a very pleasurable idea. What.. did you get blood on the ceiling or something?

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:33am

    Just rub ur clot duh

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:14pm

    you just made me throw up at work... but now i get to go home cause i said i was sick. thank you, 484! you're the sickest bitch i've met today.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:20pm

    yeah it totally helps with cramps!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24pm

    Are you kidding? That can be one of the BEST times to masturbate! It's your body and what it does, get used to it. So you just don't do it while in bed on your 800 thread count sheets.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:01pm

    'The book of bad ideas' Wish I had a copy...

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:57pm

    what are the other 52?

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40pm

    do it in the shower, the mess washes away like your sins :D

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24pm

    orrrr... watch tons of porn and you can totaly get off just by rubbing your clit. it's alot faster too.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:10pm

    omggg. I fucking hate periods just for that reason. and a week is wayyy to long. The blood feels soo gross. ewww. I just rub my clit.. not as fun though):

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:26am

    weeak.. why use our periods as another excuse to not do something. if you feel like it friggin do it. dont be a nann.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:21pm

    that's what waterproof vibrators and dildos are for!

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    I do it all the time. Suck it up and quit bitching.

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:16pm

    our system is made so that we are horniest during our periods. "watch tons of porn and you can totaly get off just by rubbing your clit. it's alot faster too. " and that is the BEST way to do it so it doesn't get too messy. you're just doing it wrong if its messy...

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:14pm

    Or just don't finger yourself, buy a vibrator.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:02pm

    Its not that bad....I like using my fingers and rubbin her clit when a girls on her period

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:32am

    MasTURbate...jeez....

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:05pm

    it can help ith cramps

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:42am

    12:32 Usually when people put a number after something like bad idea/good idea its just random and to be funny. Not because it's actually that number.

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:32am

    Tampons are the solution to your problem!

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52pm

    lol 2:20.....that funny and rather you materbate or masturbate you still get the happy ending lol..people are waaaaay to up tight!!!

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:32am

    everyone is missing that fact that its bad idea number 53.....this person must be pretty fucking stupid

  • 24 45
    Submitted by shash821 on Oct 17, 11 at 5:19pm

    that's disgusting

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:42pm

    Not a bad idea, but some things are needed to be prepared beforehand.

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:41am

    if you don't know how to spell it, you're probably too young to be doing it.

  • 20 47
    Submitted by bonerfart on Dec 29, 11 at 12:15am

    any other dudes feel a little wierded out