see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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