It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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