Its about making memories worth repressing
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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