Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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