I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We smell like vodka and hangover
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