thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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