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  • 97 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:35pm

    um this text was sent by a girl, it was exhausting cuz i'd been blowing him for 20 mins and he wouldnt cum

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:55pm

    (. Y o ) boobs through a fisheye lens

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:04pm

    If I had a 20min bj I'd get kind of tired of watching myself cum.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:50pm

    This text is as exciting as living in Maine.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:09pm

    If this really is about a bj, why not just fuck him. If it's been going for 20mins odds on it's not that good.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:58pm

    How is this getting thumbs ups?

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:55pm

    well you should probably take it out of your mouth..

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:14pm

    Hmm if u been blowing a guy that long then u ain't. Doing it right. Haha take some tips from ne he'll lat two minutes tops

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:31pm

    this post is exausting

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:45pm

    hod do you make swastikas

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:09pm

    call a doctor if it lasts longer then 4 hours

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    .....who sends this text and what kind of really really intimate relationship do they have with the recipient?

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:07pm

    I love when my man is exhausted then ;)

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:23pm

    My own erections make me tired for no discernible reason. Not useful during class.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:12pm

    that's only if you're on viagra or cialis, dumbass.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:51pm

    you are yanking on it too hard

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:51pm

    Hey Dave, birds of a feather flock to VAGINAAA

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:41pm

    David, you suck. Pretzel guy for president

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:43am

    umm i'm still reeling from 12:55's mindblowing post... fuck the rest of this shit, that is genius.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:33pm

    It rubs the boner on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:26pm

    Hey guys, quick Q - What is a boner? Cheers, David Schulberg

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:21pm

    Uhh this txt is lame, how do they get approved

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:21pm

    Ugh, I hate 20 minute blowjobs.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:42am

    my boner's make me light-headed because so much blood has to be sent to my penis.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:58pm

    Pretzles are exhausting

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:25pm

    to 3:14... whats your number.. hot damn