yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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