your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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