can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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