Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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