Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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