I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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