and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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