Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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