doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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