My room smells like vodka and shame
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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