dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
nutella sex= disaster
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Houston, we have a blender
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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