I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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