and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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