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  • Submitted by stantheman on Jan 25, 11 at 3:00pm

    I had no idea Clay Aiken is from the 207

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Jan 25, 11 at 2:15pm

    Red Bull is probably worse than semen

  • Submitted by heylauder on Jan 25, 11 at 1:57pm

    dignity sandwich?

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 25, 11 at 2:10pm

    cockmeat sandwich?

  • Submitted by jimmyboy on Jan 25, 11 at 2:07pm

    Your mom called. She wants her street corner back.

    • Submitted by MclovinsBitch on Jan 25, 11 at 3:42pm

      The 90s called. They want their comebacks back ;)

      • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 25, 11 at 6:53pm

        McLovin called, he wants his fake ID back

        • Submitted by ExploringDora on Jan 25, 11 at 8:20pm

          Justin Timberlake called. He is bringing sexy back.

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            Submitted by said8ED on Jan 26, 11 at 3:20am

            made me lol, ExploringDora

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            Submitted by MoFruity on Jan 27, 11 at 6:52pm

            i love you.

  • Submitted by KristaRulezD00d on Jan 26, 11 at 8:52am


  • Submitted by ggSpot on Jan 25, 11 at 3:01pm

    Quite a healthy diet: carbs from sandwich, sugar and (a little) water from redbull and proteins from semen! :)

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    Submitted by cceecc on Jan 25, 11 at 11:17pm

    @jimmyboy Did any of u happen to ride the short bus when younger or still do?

  • Submitted by SexiMexi87 on Jan 25, 11 at 2:23pm

    Must be a new fad diet.

  • Submitted by dk4204 on Jan 25, 11 at 3:46pm

    This is from texting while intoxicated like 2 weeks ago...fucking unoriginal bastards

  • Submitted by CapN_Winky on Jan 25, 11 at 2:07pm

    you must have skipped the mayo on the sandwich

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    Submitted by Waterborne on Jan 25, 11 at 9:30pm

    Attn: sed8ed. Sorry. Very unmanly to say this. I thought u were someone else all along.

  • Submitted by adrianav on Jan 26, 11 at 5:28am

    funny thing is, red bull IS made out of semen. no joke - look it up for yourselves.

  • Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 25, 11 at 8:40pm

    semen bombs.

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jan 25, 11 at 7:13pm

    Celyn, you read my mind.

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Jan 25, 11 at 2:44pm

    I thought OP was a dude until the last word ~semen. Altho OP could be a guy in which case ima fuckin vomit un.con.troll.ably.

  • Submitted by Ailina on Jan 25, 11 at 10:42pm

    @tangerineballs: homosexuality makes you vomit uncontrollably? That's... sad. And dispicable.

  • Submitted by f10ants1 on Mar 15, 11 at 9:56pm

    This person works at Lowes!!

  • Submitted by dawgero on Jan 25, 11 at 2:25pm


  • Submitted by monsterschlong on Jan 26, 11 at 2:39am

    I h8 niggas

  • Submitted by saraBOO on Jan 26, 11 at 1:31am

    Come on don't act like this has never happened to you people before!

  • Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 27, 11 at 2:13am


  • Submitted by emericanzero on Jan 25, 11 at 9:38pm

    Omg is this my ex girlfriend Leanne cuz it sure sounds like her

  • Submitted by sexybitch538 on Jan 25, 11 at 2:35pm


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      Submitted by Celyn on Jan 25, 11 at 2:51pm

      This is so judgmental. And potentially incorrect. Some day when you start dating, you might spend all weekend drinking and having sex with the same person.