U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize