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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:49am

    no fucking excuses... drink your ass off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:09am

    how does one not show up drunk to a work party?, that is my question...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:05pm

    strong straight liquor, you'll be forced to sip. no shots!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:42pm

    always that elusive line. on one side, you're funny and sociable and surrounded by friendly co-workers havign a good chat. on the other side, you're standing alone drooling and bopping your head and staring at the middle-aged secretary's knees.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:37am

    Find something you don't like to drink/don't like the taste of. You'll be forcing yourself to sip cause it tastes bad but you'll be so bored that you'll keep drinking it anyways. Granted it can't be to strong cause then you just get shit faced anyways.....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    i dont know either! =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:00pm

    hhahahah this is why me and my best friend avoid work parties.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:54pm

    this is my biggest fear....when ill have to be able to drink slow....how do you do it?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:06pm

    2:05... that might work but if it failed it would fail hard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:32am

    This same thing happened to me a month or so ago, it's so weird, i agree.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:59pm

    its not about being able to hold liquor, its about drinking slow and thus less. typically i drink fast so ill have about 8 drinks an hour, a two or three hour office party and im fucked. and yes, i can "hold my liquor" i dont vomit, but when youre that deep you cant do much but be a drunk asshole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:21pm

    Umm... you just learn how to man up and hold your liquor. Problem solved.