I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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