I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Genius. Pure Genius.
Woooo! 310 represent!
Not only will this not work, if something does happen it can be used against you. Congrats on being a dumbass.
I might use this for my next party lol
You spelled Umm wrong.
Uhm I always spell my texts right. Sober or drunk.
Smart phones are great for auto correct. :)
too bad "said host" was never actually mentioned.
This is the dumbest one I've read in a while
The one problem with this site is that all the texts are spelled right even sober no one spells texts right
Auto-correct. It's amazing how well it works
I review my texts for spelling.
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