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  I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*

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  Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.

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  (310): I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.* (310): Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche. http://tfl.nu/gxdj
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  Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Sep 10, 11 at 12:25pm

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  Genius. Pure Genius.

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  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 10, 11 at 10:57am

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  You spelled Umm wrong.

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  Submitted by livvynaomii5 on Sep 10, 11 at 10:53am

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  Uhm I always spell my texts right. Sober or drunk.

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  Submitted by sadieeash on Sep 10, 11 at 11:55pm

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  Smart phones are great for auto correct. :)

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  Submitted by JustinShinobi on Sep 10, 11 at 1:09pm

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  too bad "said host" was never actually mentioned.

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  Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on Sep 10, 11 at 3:15pm

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  Not only will this not work, if something does happen it can be used against you. Congrats on being a dumbass.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 11 at 11:05am

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  This is the dumbest one I've read in a while

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  Submitted by rachelisradd on Sep 10, 11 at 5:06pm

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  Woooo! 310 represent!

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  Submitted by love452 on Sep 11, 11 at 5:17pm

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  I might use this for my next party lol

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  Submitted by crazyboy4826 on Sep 10, 11 at 10:52am

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  The one problem with this site is that all the texts are spelled right even sober no one spells texts right

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    Submitted by bl0nd_m0ment on Sep 10, 11 at 1:00pm

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    Auto-correct. It's amazing how well it works

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Sep 10, 11 at 1:02pm

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    I review my texts for spelling.

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