Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i think i have herpe
just one?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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