it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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