I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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