Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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