last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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