is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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