i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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