I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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