Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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