Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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Have fun and good luck.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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