Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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