Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
two words: eviction party
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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