is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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