4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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