By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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